I will periodically add to this compilation as the kids provide me with additional material to use.
Big D ~ "We don't need to eat all the food in one day!"
N ~ "But this piece of bread was already dislocated from that piece of bread."
While eating slippery BBQ chicken...
T (Holds up a chicken leg in her fist) ~ "When I get mad at my chicken, I use my whole fist!"
While camping Big D went to gather some creosote bushes to throw in the fire to repel the millions of mosquitoes (that seemed to only have a taste for my blood), as we once again forgot the OFF...
T ~ "That's a waste of time."
J ~ "Mosquitoes have diseases."
T ~ "So"
J ~ "He's saving someone's LIFE! And that someone is MOM! Don't you care?"
During a thunder storm...
A ~ "I just saw three pieces of lightening!"
J ~ "The light keeps turning off by it'self."
N ~ "It was T."
J (Said with sarcasm) ~ "No it wasn't, because the hand looks kind of invisible."
I tried a new recipe this night....
T ~ "Nobody likes the peanut butter stuff, but they like the pasta."
M ~ "I liked the Kung Pao better than the pasta. All your taste buds are out of whack."
N ~ "That's because we have smaller taste buds!"
A ~ "Can I get a small piece of money out of your drawer?"
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